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PapaBear
10-31-2013, 12:09 PM
Just wow.....

montgomery.craigslist.org/cto/4092196354.html

wade w
10-31-2013, 12:21 PM
Cant click on the link.

94FormulaBird
10-31-2013, 12:32 PM
http://montgomery.craigslist.org/cto/4092196354.html

94FormulaBird
10-31-2013, 12:33 PM
i would not drive that

1SMKN99
10-31-2013, 12:43 PM
What the fuck

chrisheltra
10-31-2013, 12:45 PM
I would not touch that without having a recent tetanus shot.

ForceFed4g63
10-31-2013, 01:36 PM
Sketchy....

MonteC
10-31-2013, 01:51 PM
Hey bo!

Red99T/A
10-31-2013, 01:57 PM
Hey Ya'll! Watch This!

oldskoolstang
10-31-2013, 04:11 PM
I've seen several pos trucks like that around in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.......No way would I ride in that deathtrap...

FRDnemesis
10-31-2013, 04:47 PM
Hey Ya'll! Watch This!


no, no, no......... it's "Hey Bo', hold my beer" then ^ :mrgreen:

ShawnBoyMoody
10-31-2013, 09:12 PM
holy shit

04ctd
12-21-2013, 07:06 PM
If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment a relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.


If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL, this Hot Rod is for you.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
-could you not care less?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride? ( mine was a '70 Chevelle)
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?


http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4193066471.html

04ctd
12-21-2013, 07:07 PM
-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.

AverageJoe
12-21-2013, 07:10 PM
If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment a relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.


If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL, this Hot Rod is for you.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
-could you not care less?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride? ( mine was a '70 Chevelle)
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?


http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4193066471.html

That thing is sexy.

MonteC
12-21-2013, 07:31 PM
Sexy like a grandma in lingerie. :barf: