ZDayZ coverage

[RoadconeTuning]

for all you hateful bastards... heres ZDayZ minus a few images that will be released thru other channels first.

http://roadconephoto.smugmug.com/ZDayZ-2014/

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t31.0-8/q71/s720x720/10382396_660394777349606_7687787983488010462_o.jpg

[Matts94Z28]

#shitnoonecaresabout2.0

[MonteC]

Do you know where they got the name Datsun from?

[GreebeanZ28]

Where would that be?

[MonteC]

Where would that be?

Im glad you ask Russ!

A group of American investors wanted to import a new Japanese car. Edgy, stylish and versatile, good fuel mileage but retaining some sportiness.

Well the investors contacted a Japanese car engineering firm, well english being their second language it was touch and go from the start.

Inevestors: Yes we need a car that is good on fuel, yet puts down impressive lap times.

Engineers: ah res res we can do dat. no probrem.

Investors: These cars should have cutting edge style and appeal, but cant be made too expensive.

Engineers: oh res we can do dat. we have cheap parts. really gud body, no probrem

Investors: Ok but we need it to be safe, but not too bulky and heavy.

Engineers: I tell you already we can do dat! When you want car? Nex rear?

Investors: Actually that wont do, we need this car ready to go for the next American auto show.

Engineers: Ah when dat be?

Investors: Well... The end of the month...

Engineers: DAT SUUN!?

[GreebeanZ28]

Lmao