Mike
08-07-2008, 08:12 PM
A Redneck from Louisiana walked into a bank in New York City
And asked For the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on Business
For two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a
Depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would
Need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck Handed over
The keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front
Of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked
Out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the
Loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh
At the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
Collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove
The Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it. Two
Weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the Interest
Of $23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy To have had
Your business, and this transaction has worked out very Nicely, but we
Are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked You out and
Found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, Why would
You bother to borrow $5,000.00 ?
The Louisiana Redneck replied, 'Where else in New York City , can I park
My car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I
Return ?
His name was BUBBA...
And asked For the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on Business
For two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a
Depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would
Need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck Handed over
The keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front
Of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked
Out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the
Loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh
At the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
Collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove
The Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it. Two
Weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the Interest
Of $23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy To have had
Your business, and this transaction has worked out very Nicely, but we
Are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked You out and
Found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, Why would
You bother to borrow $5,000.00 ?
The Louisiana Redneck replied, 'Where else in New York City , can I park
My car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I
Return ?
His name was BUBBA...