Whaler
09-16-2008, 01:55 PM
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
I know I have people ask me what the differences are and this pretty much sums it up for everyone:
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a
club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about
this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into
it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my children? Is it
possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to
kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to
grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to
raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier
street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to
come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: Can I shoot the next one?!
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
I know I have people ask me what the differences are and this pretty much sums it up for everyone:
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a
club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about
this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into
it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my children? Is it
possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to
kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to
grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to
raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier
street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to
come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: Can I shoot the next one?!
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!