Funny

[Richard Head]

Borrowed fromYB-----
U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The
Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine
reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here,
and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent."


We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who
got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.
So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does
Hillary Clinton!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking
hands, when a truck hit us."