southern alarm instalation

[fink406]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

[LXtasy]

good luck on the Size 14 boots lol. but that is funny

[Illusions]

Here I've helped warn a broader range of thieves get the message.

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duque, Adelgaza, & fui para m?Ã*s munici??n y la cerveza. Regrese en una hora. No interfiera con los bulterriers de pelea; ellos atacaron al cartero esta ma??ana y lo desordenaron malo. Yo no pienso que Asesino tom?? parte, pero fue dif?¡cil de decir de toda la sangre. De todos modos, yo cerr?® todo cuatro de 'eme en casa.

Mejor espera afuera. Sea inmediatamente.

Cooter"

[fink406]

a broader ranger or the boarder range??:hysterical:

[Illusions]

lol... either