Alcohol Lecture

[Mike]

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is
asked where he is going at this time of night.


The man replies, I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse
and the effects it has on the human body.


The officer then asks, Really? Who is giving that lecture at
this time of night?


The man replies, My wife.

[slow04]

Probably took his wife's liquor....

[Mike]

Probably took his wife's liquor....

:finger:

[Harry]

:finger:

What's the matter, hit close to home with that one.

[Mike]

What's the matter, hit close to home with that one.

Yes and no. Slow04 was just mad I stole his liquor today, but I have been in trouble for stealing the wife's.