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Smith Bros. Racing
07-24-2011, 07:44 PM
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when
> they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they
> stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his
> bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he
didn't want to miss an opportunity, he asked
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering
kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That
was the best kiss I've ever had. That's a real
talent you are about to waste. You could be
famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a
girl..."

Mike
07-24-2011, 11:19 PM
:hysterical:

BigdaddyDupree
07-24-2011, 11:49 PM
Lol

///Mcompact
07-25-2011, 04:44 AM
:mrgreen:

PapaBear
07-25-2011, 05:11 AM
Hahaha

jmd
07-25-2011, 06:49 AM
lol.

Chillerman
07-25-2011, 02:11 PM
Boy, You got way too much time on your hands. That was pretty funny though! Did you get that one from your Papaw?

LadyInRed
07-25-2011, 04:53 PM
:lol:

gearmesh, inc.
07-25-2011, 08:27 PM
I'm still trying to get the bad taste out of my mouth after reading that one!

I'd have to push that bitch or whatever it was off the bridge after getting had like that. Hell, after dwelling on it further, I might even jump!

Smith Bros. Racing
07-25-2011, 09:32 PM
Boy, You got way too much time on your hands. That was pretty funny though! Did you get that one from your Papaw?

I do have way too much time on my hands and yes i did get that one from papaw. just thought everyone would like a joke here and there. there is more to come

Chillerman
07-26-2011, 10:18 PM
I'm still trying to get the bad taste out of my mouth after reading that one!

I'd have to push that bitch or whatever it was off the bridge after getting had like that. Hell, after dwelling on it further, I might even jump!

Please finish my C4 first before you jump!!!! I guess this is what my boy does on the tractor farm when he doesn't have anything to do.

1iron
07-27-2011, 08:09 AM
Please finish my C4 first before you jump!!!! I guess this is what my boy does on the tractor farm when he doesn't have anything to do.

Looked like it was done to me.