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Hi, im (insert name)..works everytime. If your pimp hand is strong.

according to this. it would go something like this

My name tyler you such a cutie why don't you pull down those pants and give me some booty.

thats some caveman shit. how old are you?

Was booty even a term used in the 60s?:hide:

Late 30'sI early 40's lol

You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway. OR You look like my second wife, and I've only been married once.

facebook stalk much? I just posted that 2 nights ago.


Either way the best that works for me :

Me: Hey girl do you have any jew in you?
Girl: No
Me: Wants some? :bigthumb:

I'm Gay.

Did you ever kiss a bunny between the ears? (turn pockets inside out) Did you wanna?

If we were both squirrels, i would store my nuts in your hole.

This musics kinda loud Can i use your thighs as ear-muffs?

Can I read your t-shirt in brail?

LetÔÇÖs play titanic. I say iceberg! you go down.

I can spell boobies on my calculator, but iÔÇÖd much rather see yours!

Come over here and sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up!

iÔÇÖm frito lay if youÔÇÖre everready!

I used to like walking up to a chick n saying "what's up with us? when are we going to kick it?"

i have no idea who you are, sorry. I was quoting my friend.

btw, you stole it.

Horny Harryhttp://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif

-Carl

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you are the only TEN I SEE...

Do you believe in the hereafter ? then I quess you know what Im here after !

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you

I vote for this one :bigthumb:

Heard most of these on the radio ad for cupid.com

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My version has a little twist....

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought. I can smell it on you.

a twist in the wrong direction. lol

LOL:hysterical: