Your Best Pickup Line
 

Went out for a little while last night and as I was waiting at the bar to get me a brew, I over heard the younger guy in front of me tell the fine bartender "Damn girl, If I had a biscuit Id sop you up!" As the bartender was waiting on me, she asked if she smelled like gravy or something. We both laughed and talked about how us guys have terrible pickup lines. So give it your best shot. What was your best pickup line ?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Does this smell like chloroform?

Do you own a chocolate factory? Because you look like a willy wanker

DAMN! Someone already posted my favorite!

It works every time I tell ya.

Even twice on the same chick.

:bigthumb:

Go home with me or I will KILL YOU, BITCH!

Do you know what a roofie tastes like? No. Well then, can I buy you a drink?

Drop a packet of sugar on the ground by the lady and say "Excuse me. You dropped you name tag"

Girl, my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't keep it in

Look at the tag / label on the back of her shirt and say "Just like I thought. Made in heaven."

Damn Ian's a real playboy lol

Lolol oh I have a ton of them!

LMFAO...........:hysterical:

Girl, you know I am good in bed because I am like an animal shelter. I get all the stray pussy

(This one works best on the Japanese ladies) Wanna play pearl harbor? That's where I lay back and ya blow me to hell

And my personal favorite:

"Girl, are you a chicken farmer?" -no- "Are you sure? Because damn girl you are sure raising my cock!"

When you gonna let me tap that

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