Your Best Pickup Line
 

Went out for a little while last night and as I was waiting at the bar to get me a brew, I over heard the younger guy in front of me tell the fine bartender "Damn girl, If I had a biscuit Id sop you up!" As the bartender was waiting on me, she asked if she smelled like gravy or something. We both laughed and talked about how us guys have terrible pickup lines. So give it your best shot. What was your best pickup line ?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Does this smell like chloroform?

Do you own a chocolate factory? Because you look like a willy wanker

DAMN! Someone already posted my favorite!

It works every time I tell ya.

Even twice on the same chick.

:bigthumb:

Go home with me or I will KILL YOU, BITCH!

Do you know what a roofie tastes like? No. Well then, can I buy you a drink?

Drop a packet of sugar on the ground by the lady and say "Excuse me. You dropped you name tag"

Girl, my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't keep it in

Look at the tag / label on the back of her shirt and say "Just like I thought. Made in heaven."

Damn Ian's a real playboy lol

Lolol oh I have a ton of them!

LMFAO...........:hysterical:

Girl, you know I am good in bed because I am like an animal shelter. I get all the stray pussy

(This one works best on the Japanese ladies) Wanna play pearl harbor? That's where I lay back and ya blow me to hell

And my personal favorite:

"Girl, are you a chicken farmer?" -no- "Are you sure? Because damn girl you are sure raising my cock!"

When you gonna let me tap that

turbo vette

i see what you did there!

Girls use pick up lines on me.....

:hysterical:

You know how I know were fucking tonight?.....because I'm stronger than you..

Turbo vette = end thread!

Hey little girl, want some candy?

"if you play your cards right I might let you buy me a drink and give me a blowjob in the parking lot"

best way to pick up chicks = go out with friends, look like you are having the time of your life, brush past them to get a drink, and then when you get your drink, look at them and tell them you are going "over there" (to the other side of the bar) and walk off- especially if you have seen them looking at you... she will get all butt-hurt because you are basically ignoring her and then it's game over from there, or she wont care... either way, you still got your drink and didnt have to waste any time not enjoying yourself... ive never understood guys who chase a piece of ass (or multiple pieces) all over the place in bars only to be shot down and then settle for a whale at the end of the night...

Famous one from comedian Paul Gilmartin:

"Do you mind me hanging out here with you until it's safe to go back over where I farted?"

This is the one I use when I was single 27 years ago. My name {insert your name} you such a cutie why don"t you pull down those pants and give me some booty? They will act offend or maybe slap you when they walk off. Few hours later they will come back over hang out with you. Then you know it is game on. Then you take her some where and bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.:mrgreen:

:hysterical:

My dad always said to screw asses instead of faces and you'll get more ass !!:shock:

(You) How much does a polar bear weigh? (Her) I dont know or whatever she comes up with. (You) Enough to break the ice, hi I insert your name here.

This wont work because then they know for sure you have a small penis/like it in the ass.

I have 2 vettes may work for you as well..

heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit.. :)

i lol'd

lmao!

LOL!

fucking a.

u want to get a pizza and fuck? what u don't like pizza.