I SAID I GOT IT!!
 

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On my list of smart ideas to do while drunk cutting a watermelon with a machete is very very far down.

dumbass

Blood everywhere.

X2

Couldn't think of anything better to say than that lol

Too bad he wasn't holding the melon with his penis so maybe we could stop that gene pool from spreading.

Little look at his hand at the end of this video.... I mean, it does suck, but could have been worse...

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh mmmyyyyyyyyyyyy gooddddddddddddd

Lmfao at the tag!

I cant see at work... Is it worse than Jud's baseball hand?

Yes.

I stopped the video just as he was lifting his left hand up. Couldn't watch the rest. Somethings are better left unseen.

ouch

I'm just gonna cut to the chase...

http://i.imgur.com/GPLVfDf.png

For those wondering how buddy Juddddddd's hand looked from a firework mishap...


http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...5818798601.jpg
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...5818606280.jpg

fucking fuck people....

Ummm. Wow. What kind of firework mishap. That's insane

oh fuck that..all of that.

Mortar ball went off in the tube he was holding. Besides the obviously mangled hand he had a couple broken fingers and some nerve damage. I know if at least 2 surgeries he had to get to try and repair it.

I'm really glad I saw all of that after I ate lol