Lunk Alarm
 

You guys ever heard of this? Just found out about it yesterday and LMAO. Needless to say Ill never join Planet Fitness.

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Used to work out at the one in WA and that shit is annoying. ide rather hear people grunting and working out then a loud ass siren and a bunch of fat fuckers that just watch tv and pretend to work out.

thats pretty fucking stupid...probably a way to stop hurting fatboy's feelings by throwing out people who actually push themselves to their bodies limit...

Why would they have heavy weights if you can't grunt?

I hate people that grunt but sometimes I can't help it, not obnoxious, but it just comes out lol.

They don't...lol

Make sure not to grunt too hard or you might shart yourself.

almost did this once...was leg pressing 720lbs...3 reps...farted and bout shit myself on last one

"Judgement Free Zone" but pay no mind to all those people in the mall walking by looking in.

I grunted my ass off today but I didn't care because I had earbuds in lol.