A great online store for all the best mods
 

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Man you really need to lay off the bottle for a few nights. Maybe just save the drinking for Thursday night like the rest of us winos.

Never mind.....Pretty damn funny website... My original post came from just looking at the energy/octane drink..

After further review someone created a funny ass website.. good find Chris.

My favorite so far :lol: :

The butt dyno ------ 399.00

http://kalecoauto.com/images/buttdyno.jpg

Just install a great mod like a cold air intake? Electric supercharger? Big Muffler? Magnetic fuel line ionizer? Awesome wing? Are you getting no respect from your friends for your newly found power? As we all know, these are high end and sophisticated modifications. Some may be TOO sophisticated to actually show up on a traditional dyno. So here we have: The Butt Dyno. Simply place it in the seat, and drive fast, weaving in and out of traffic. (On a race course, of course.) Now you can tell your friends with confidence "That oil-saturated air filter gave me 20 horses!"

See you doubted me I was trying to help you find some of those hard to find mods that will get you into the 10's :lol: . Glad I could be of some assistance :bigthumb: :gears:

:twisted: That would be perfect for Dick..I mean Richard Head....