Coffee and Sex
"Coffee and Sex "
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!"
"Not a problem," replied the doc. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his
coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me
know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who inquired as to
progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just
terrible, doctor!"
"Re ally? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and
with his pants a-bulging fierce ly! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups
and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and
there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a
nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided
wasn't good?"
"Oh, no, no, no, Doctor, the sex was fine indeed! Twas the best sex I've had
in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks
again!"
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