Girl, you know I am good in bed because I am like an animal shelter. I get all the stray pussy
(This one works best on the Japanese ladies) Wanna play pearl harbor? That's where I lay back and ya blow me to hell
And my personal favorite:
"Girl, are you a chicken farmer?" -no- "Are you sure? Because damn girl you are sure raising my cock!"
__________________
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
The reason I swear so much is because, fuck you.
|