the last nickle
father and his young son are having something to eat in a local restaraunt. The son finished his meal first and began to get figgity so his father gave him 3 nickels to play with. A few minutes went by and the father heard a chocking sound he looked up and his son had put the 3 nickels in his mouth and was chocking on them. He jumped up and started slapping him on the back and 1 of the nickels came out, he did the heimlic manauver and managed to get the 2nd nickel out but no matter what he did he couldnt get the last nickel out of him. A woman who was sitting at another table calmly folded the paper she was reading got up walkes over to the child and snatches his pants down, she reached down and grabbed the boys testicles and started squeezing and twisting his testicles all of a sudden he coughed up the last nickel. The father was really appriciative and asked the woman are you a doctor or something she smiled and said no im a divorce lawyer
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