Originally Posted by Mike
The Sweetness of Married Life
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>The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to
>the wife, 'Honey I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be
>right back'.
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>'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.
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>'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm going to have a
>beer...'
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>The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
>refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
>12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.
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>The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
>think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar.... You
>know...they have frozen glasses...... '
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>He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
>him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge
>beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
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>The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
>bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
>won't be long.. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
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>'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took
>out
>5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
>mushroom caps, and little quiches.
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>'But my sweet honey.... At the bar... You know there's swearing,
>dirty words and all that...'
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>'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR
>SORRY ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG
>AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKIN' MARRIED
>NOW AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOO NOT GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS
>OVER! GOT IT, DUMBASS?'
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>And they lived happily ever after.
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>Isn't that a sweet story?
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>MARRIED LIFE ..............
>MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP!!!
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