[Mike]

>*Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
>double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
>contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
>been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.*
>
>
>*Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I
>am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking
>sales guy had told me last year--"In ONE YEAR these windows would
>pay for themselves!"*
>
>
>*Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence
>at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never
>called back. Guess I won that stupid argument--I bet he felt like an idiot.
>*