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Old 01-29-2009, 10:51 PM   #1
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Default Just a little joke, full of truth

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky parted above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish.
'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic.
Think
of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a
little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.
'

The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:10 AM   #3
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haha good shit
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Old 01-30-2009, 12:21 PM   #4
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thats good man
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