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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Summerville
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky parted above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. ' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind. ' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy. ' The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
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Location: Goose Creek
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: charleston, sc
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haha good shit
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Summerville
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thats good man
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