Home Remedies

[Whaler]

Amazing simple home remedies:

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables
by getting someone else to hold the vegetables
while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting
the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling over and going back
to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct
tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an
electrical problem.

Daily thought:

Some people are like slinkies - not really good
for anything but they bring a smile to your face
when pushed down the stairs.

[clubracergt1]

Nice

[Pesce Nero]

that was good

[BigdaddyDupree]

thats a good laugh there