This is my kind of boss.

chrisheltra · 09-03-2009, 12:45 PM

This made me laugh.

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our president and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did: I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change... I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

THE BOSS

Matts94Z28 · 09-03-2009, 01:12 PM

That is awesome!

91notch · 09-03-2009, 02:26 PM

Hell yeah.

Silver-Dollar · 09-03-2009, 05:11 PM

I saw a 70 women getting in her car at a handicap spot at Publix. She had Obama stickers on her car and another one that said "I can't afford to vote Republican". This was a few weeks ago when Health care and seniors were really hot topics. I almost stopped and asked how she liked the change she obviously voted for.

James C · 09-04-2009, 05:57 AM

We all need a boss like him!

09-03-2009, 12:45 PM	#1
chrisheltra Neo is Jesus Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 13,265	This is my kind of boss. This made me laugh. Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our president and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did: I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change... I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic. THE BOSS __________________ Gap A Hoe Racing

09-03-2009, 01:12 PM	#2
Matts94Z28 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Summerville Posts: 12,039	That is awesome! __________________ Charleston Performance Solutions 4560 Rivers Ave. N. Charleston SC 29405 843-225-1142 https://www.facebook.com/CharlestonPerformanceSolutions www.facebook.com/Selepack

09-03-2009, 02:26 PM	#3
91notch Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: charleston, sc Posts: 1,131	Hell yeah. __________________ RTCTTFMF!

09-03-2009, 05:11 PM	#4
Silver-Dollar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Summerville Posts: 1,019	I saw a 70 women getting in her car at a handicap spot at Publix. She had Obama stickers on her car and another one that said "I can't afford to vote Republican". This was a few weeks ago when Health care and seniors were really hot topics. I almost stopped and asked how she liked the change she obviously voted for. __________________ 2011 Tundra Crewmax Platinum

09-04-2009, 05:57 AM	#5
James C Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Summerville Posts: 6	We all need a boss like him!