Smart Guy

[Whaler]

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never
figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.



FOR EXAMPLE:



One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.



Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."



I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"



So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...



"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."



She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"



Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.



The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I
told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."



We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.lol



I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all

dear, let's go to the cashier."



I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."



Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"



I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."



And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"



Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows
I'm smarter than her.

[Jeff]

haha women are the debil !!!!!

[chrisheltra]

Originally Posted by Whaler

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Very good one Larry, but I didnt know you had a wife and a GF

[LXtasy]

Originally Posted by chrisheltra

Very good one Larry, but I didnt know you had a wife and a GF

You didn't know? Damn man. Here I even found a pic of him out and about.


Hell he even started his own website.
www.pimpguides.com

[Zacharyx]