11 husbands

[jesse w]

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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously
> > divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her
> > new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a
> > virgin."
> >
> > "What?"
> > said the puzzled groom, "How
> > can that be if you've been married ten
> > times?"
> >
> > "Well,
> > husband #1 was a Sales
> > Representative; he
> > kept telling me how great it was going to
> > be.
> >
> > "Husband
> > #2 was in Software
> > Services; he
> > was never really sure how it was suppose to function, but he
> > said he'd look into it and get back with
> > me.
> >
> > "Husband #3 was from Field
> > Services; he
> > said that everything checked out diagnostically but he
> > just couldn't get the system
> > up.
> >
> > "Husband
> > #4 was in Telemarketing; even
> > though he knew he had the order,
> > he didn't know when he would be able to
> > deliver.
> >
> > "Husband
> > #5 was an Engineer; he
> > understood the basic process but he wanted three years to
> > research, design, and implement a new state-of-the-art
> > method.
> >
> > "Husband
> > #6 was from Administration; he
> > thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether or not it
> > was his job.
> >
> > "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although
> > he had a product, he was never sure how to position
> > it.
> >
> > "Husband
> > #8 was
> > a Psychiatrist; all
> > he did was talk about it.
> >
> > "Husband
> > #9 was a Gynecologist; all
> > he did was look at it.
> >
> > "Husband #10 was
> > a Stamp
> > Collector; all
> > he ever did was........ God I miss
> > him.
> >
> > "But
> > now that I've married you, I'm so
> > excited.."
> >
> > "Wonderful,"
> > said the husband, "but
> > why?"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "You're
> > with the GOVERNMENT.
> > This
> > time, I
> > KNOW I'm gonna
> > get SCREWED!"
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