Happy Thanks Giving from FU#%ing(Nowhere) (NWS) I cursed

Ka-Chow · 11-23-2007, 05:43 PM

Well hello guys. Dutch Harbor sucks. Alaska is starting to suck. Its cold as shit. the tracks close and there is absolutely no eye candy unless you like 400 lb women. Let me tell you a story about yesterday.... We are underway for the holidays. So I am away from the wife and kids which sucks. Dutch Harbor has a program called Adopt a coastie. So I was adopted to go to someones house for thanks giving and eat with them.... get us off the ship you know. So My friend and I went over there. A man answers the door. Seems cool as shit. Get inside and he makes us a couple of drinks. His wife comes down.... I mean You could hear her coming down the stairs.... She was massive. Anyways the food was good. Great actually and alot of it. From turkey to snow crab. After we ate we all sat down to drink and play some cards. By this point the husband was sloshed. He then started asking if we were married and all of that good stuff. His wife was still eating turkey.....that bird was gone. He then looks at us and smiles.... his wife looks at us and licks her lips like she is a porn star or something. The guy asks us what it would take to get us to sleep with his wife if he could video tape. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT??? We told him that we were married and we were just going to leave. We got on our jackets and went to the door at which point he was infront of the door telling us we couldn't go anywhere until he video taped us fucking his wife..... WE pushed him aside and got out. Went strait to the ship and told the captain what had happened. This morning. The captain gets a call from the husband saying we took advantage of his "Hospitality" and that we were not welcome back to his house..... That was my thanksgiving.... That is twilight zone material. Alaska if full of "wierd" people. And I use that term loosely. Some of them are normal though.

05Saleen · 11-23-2007, 05:51 PM

Damn!!!! That will be a Thanksgiving you will never forget! Hurry on back to Chas!!!

Ka-Chow · 11-23-2007, 10:31 PM

yeah, it was pretty crazy and it freaked me out. I hate dutch harbor

chrisheltra · 11-23-2007, 10:35 PM

I guess fat girls need lovin too

SlowBlk4dr · 11-24-2007, 01:54 AM

.... damn, talk about "The Deadliest Catch" ... who knows what woulda happened ... git back here safe .. please !

LXtasy · 11-24-2007, 10:57 AM

I know you have a copy of the video.

chrisheltra · 11-24-2007, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by LXtasy

I know you have a copy of the video.

Yup and I found it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2PO-9oPbtE

Ka-Chow · 11-24-2007, 05:25 PM

No... no copy of the video. Have you ever seen the video on google with the fat chick on the treadmil? if you go to google video you will see it on the front page. Imagine that lickin lips at you. very disturbing.... speaking of deadliest catch we got drunk with sig last night. The captain off of the northwestern. I also boarded his boat so watch the deadliest catch this season. pretty sure I will be on there. Me and the boss. Look for the real buff guy........ i am standing next to him.

SlowBlk4dr · 11-25-2007, 01:17 AM

I would be honored to meet ANY of those Captains ... words cannot do justice the respect I have for them.

Ka-Chow · 11-25-2007, 01:51 AM

Well according to Sig, the crew each gets an extra 20,000 dollars on top of there catch just for being part of the show and he gets 350,000 extra a year for the show as well. They party pretty hard. I have some pics but no way to put them on out here in the berring sea. I have met a couple of the other ones but he was the only one that seemed to like the coast guard. His crew was actually funny. They were all around a group of cool people. The other boats were in too but we didn't see any of them walking around. Dutch is a small place with only one bar so they must not have been in the drinking mood. It is safe to say though that they deffinately make there money out here. No way in hell would I work on there boats for as long of hours they do in the shit we are in. Pretty crazy and they can keep it.

11-23-2007, 05:43 PM	#1
Ka-Chow Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Summerville Posts: 712	Happy Thanks Giving from FU#%ing(Nowhere) (NWS) I cursed Well hello guys. Dutch Harbor sucks. Alaska is starting to suck. Its cold as shit. the tracks close and there is absolutely no eye candy unless you like 400 lb women. Let me tell you a story about yesterday.... We are underway for the holidays. So I am away from the wife and kids which sucks. Dutch Harbor has a program called Adopt a coastie. So I was adopted to go to someones house for thanks giving and eat with them.... get us off the ship you know. So My friend and I went over there. A man answers the door. Seems cool as shit. Get inside and he makes us a couple of drinks. His wife comes down.... I mean You could hear her coming down the stairs.... She was massive. Anyways the food was good. Great actually and alot of it. From turkey to snow crab. After we ate we all sat down to drink and play some cards. By this point the husband was sloshed. He then started asking if we were married and all of that good stuff. His wife was still eating turkey.....that bird was gone. He then looks at us and smiles.... his wife looks at us and licks her lips like she is a porn star or something. The guy asks us what it would take to get us to sleep with his wife if he could video tape. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT??? We told him that we were married and we were just going to leave. We got on our jackets and went to the door at which point he was infront of the door telling us we couldn't go anywhere until he video taped us fucking his wife..... WE pushed him aside and got out. Went strait to the ship and told the captain what had happened. This morning. The captain gets a call from the husband saying we took advantage of his "Hospitality" and that we were not welcome back to his house..... That was my thanksgiving.... That is twilight zone material. Alaska if full of "wierd" people. And I use that term loosely. Some of them are normal though. __________________

11-23-2007, 05:51 PM	#2
05Saleen Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Goose Creek, SC Posts: 3,159	Damn!!!! That will be a Thanksgiving you will never forget! Hurry on back to Chas!!! __________________ 05 Saleen, 91 Mustang LX, 99 Lightning

11-23-2007, 10:31 PM	#3
Ka-Chow Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Summerville Posts: 712	yeah, it was pretty crazy and it freaked me out. I hate dutch harbor __________________

11-23-2007, 10:35 PM	#4
chrisheltra Neo is Jesus Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 13,265	I guess fat girls need lovin too __________________ Gap A Hoe Racing

11-24-2007, 01:54 AM	#5
SlowBlk4dr Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SUMMERVILLE,SC Posts: 206	.... damn, talk about "The Deadliest Catch" ... who knows what woulda happened ... git back here safe .. please ! __________________ ...just enjoyin' my rides since no one else does ...

11-24-2007, 10:57 AM	#6
LXtasy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Summerville, SC Posts: 9,564	I know you have a copy of the video. __________________

11-24-2007, 05:25 PM	#8
Ka-Chow Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Summerville Posts: 712	No... no copy of the video. Have you ever seen the video on google with the fat chick on the treadmil? if you go to google video you will see it on the front page. Imagine that lickin lips at you. very disturbing.... speaking of deadliest catch we got drunk with sig last night. The captain off of the northwestern. I also boarded his boat so watch the deadliest catch this season. pretty sure I will be on there. Me and the boss. Look for the real buff guy........ i am standing next to him. __________________

11-25-2007, 01:17 AM	#9
SlowBlk4dr Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SUMMERVILLE,SC Posts: 206	I would be honored to meet ANY of those Captains ... words cannot do justice the respect I have for them. __________________ ...just enjoyin' my rides since no one else does ...

11-25-2007, 01:51 AM	#10
Ka-Chow Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Summerville Posts: 712	Well according to Sig, the crew each gets an extra 20,000 dollars on top of there catch just for being part of the show and he gets 350,000 extra a year for the show as well. They party pretty hard. I have some pics but no way to put them on out here in the berring sea. I have met a couple of the other ones but he was the only one that seemed to like the coast guard. His crew was actually funny. They were all around a group of cool people. The other boats were in too but we didn't see any of them walking around. Dutch is a small place with only one bar so they must not have been in the drinking mood. It is safe to say though that they deffinately make there money out here. No way in hell would I work on there boats for as long of hours they do in the shit we are in. Pretty crazy and they can keep it. __________________