Happy Thanks Giving from FU#%ing(Nowhere) (NWS) I cursed

[Ka-Chow]

Well hello guys. Dutch Harbor sucks. Alaska is starting to suck. Its cold as shit. the tracks close and there is absolutely no eye candy unless you like 400 lb women. Let me tell you a story about yesterday.... We are underway for the holidays. So I am away from the wife and kids which sucks. Dutch Harbor has a program called Adopt a coastie. So I was adopted to go to someones house for thanks giving and eat with them.... get us off the ship you know. So My friend and I went over there. A man answers the door. Seems cool as shit. Get inside and he makes us a couple of drinks. His wife comes down.... I mean You could hear her coming down the stairs.... She was massive. Anyways the food was good. Great actually and alot of it. From turkey to snow crab. After we ate we all sat down to drink and play some cards. By this point the husband was sloshed. He then started asking if we were married and all of that good stuff. His wife was still eating turkey.....that bird was gone. He then looks at us and smiles.... his wife looks at us and licks her lips like she is a porn star or something. The guy asks us what it would take to get us to sleep with his wife if he could video tape. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT??? We told him that we were married and we were just going to leave. We got on our jackets and went to the door at which point he was infront of the door telling us we couldn't go anywhere until he video taped us fucking his wife..... WE pushed him aside and got out. Went strait to the ship and told the captain what had happened. This morning. The captain gets a call from the husband saying we took advantage of his "Hospitality" and that we were not welcome back to his house..... That was my thanksgiving.... That is twilight zone material. Alaska if full of "wierd" people. And I use that term loosely. Some of them are normal though.