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Old 02-22-2008, 03:40 PM   #1
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Default Nun in Hooters?

I'm not getting anything constructive done today, so here's another one.



A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local
Hooters.
>
> The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once
> in a while "the lights would turn off."
> Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
> restroom?
> The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is
> a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
> "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the
> nun.
> So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
> After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place
> stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !
> She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand.
> Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
> "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender,
> "Would you like a drink?"
> "No, thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled
> nun.
> "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the
> fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
> Now, how about that drink?"
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