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Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: West Ashley
Posts: 2,498
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I'm not getting anything constructive done today, so here's another one.
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. > > The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once > in a while "the lights would turn off." > Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. > However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. > She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the > restroom? > The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is > a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." > "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the > nun. > So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. > After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place > stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ! > She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. > Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" > "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, > "Would you like a drink?" > "No, thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled > nun. > "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the > fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. > Now, how about that drink?" |
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Neo is Jesus
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 13,265
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Haha good one.
I guess business slacks up when it starts raining huh? |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Summerville, SC
Posts: 931
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Good One...............naughty nun!
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