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Old 02-19-2012, 07:51 PM   #41
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heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:35 PM   #42
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Hi, im (insert name)..works everytime. If your pimp hand is strong.
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Old 02-19-2012, 11:25 PM   #43
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This is the one I use when I was single 27 years ago. My name {insert your name} you such a cutie why don"t you pull down those pants and give me some booty? They will act offend or maybe slap you when they walk off. Few hours later they will come back over hang out with you. Then you know it is game on. Then you take her some where and bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
according to this. it would go something like this

My name tyler you such a cutie why don't you pull down those pants and give me some booty.

thats some caveman shit. how old are you?
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Old 02-19-2012, 11:33 PM   #44
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Was booty even a term used in the 60s?
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Old 02-19-2012, 11:59 PM   #45
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Late 30'sI early 40's lol
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Old 02-20-2012, 09:02 AM   #46
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You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway. OR You look like my second wife, and I've only been married once.
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Old 02-21-2012, 11:00 AM   #47
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heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit..

i lol'd
facebook stalk much? I just posted that 2 nights ago.


Either way the best that works for me :

Me: Hey girl do you have any jew in you?
Girl: No
Me: Wants some?
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Old 02-21-2012, 11:36 AM   #48
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I'm Gay.

Did you ever kiss a bunny between the ears? (turn pockets inside out) Did you wanna?

If we were both squirrels, i would store my nuts in your hole.

This musics kinda loud Can i use your thighs as ear-muffs?

Can I read your t-shirt in brail?

LetÔÇÖs play titanic. I say iceberg! you go down.

I can spell boobies on my calculator, but iÔÇÖd much rather see yours!

Come over here and sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up!

iÔÇÖm frito lay if youÔÇÖre everready!
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Old 02-21-2012, 11:48 AM   #49
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I used to like walking up to a chick n saying "what's up with us? when are we going to kick it?"
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Old 02-21-2012, 12:15 PM   #50
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facebook stalk much? I just posted that 2 nights ago.
i have no idea who you are, sorry. I was quoting my friend.

btw, you stole it.

Horny Harry

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Old 02-21-2012, 04:15 PM   #51
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Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you are the only TEN I SEE...
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Old 02-21-2012, 04:43 PM   #52
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Old 02-21-2012, 07:10 PM   #53
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hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you
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Old 02-21-2012, 08:07 PM   #54
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I vote for this one
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Old 02-21-2012, 08:10 PM   #55
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Heard most of these on the radio ad for cupid.com
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Heard most of these on the radio ad for cupid.com
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Old 02-21-2012, 11:02 PM   #57
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Old 02-21-2012, 11:12 PM   #58
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hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you
My version has a little twist....

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought. I can smell it on you.
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Old 02-22-2012, 01:15 AM   #59
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My version has a little twist....

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought. I can smell it on you.
a twist in the wrong direction. lol
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:28 PM   #60
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heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
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i lol'd
LOL
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