Your Best Pickup Line

[blueyed tuner]

Went out for a little while last night and as I was waiting at the bar to get me a brew, I over heard the younger guy in front of me tell the fine bartender "Damn girl, If I had a biscuit Id sop you up!" As the bartender was waiting on me, she asked if she smelled like gravy or something. We both laughed and talked about how us guys have terrible pickup lines. So give it your best shot. What was your best pickup line ?

[ForceFed4g63]

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

[Bradleyrj]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[Sean]

Does this smell like chloroform?

[MARTYROBBINS]

Do you own a chocolate factory? Because you look like a willy wanker

[Red99T/A]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

DAMN! Someone already posted my favorite!

[LXtasy]

Does this smell like chloroform?

It works every time I tell ya.

[Sean]

It works every time I tell ya.

Even twice on the same chick.

[LXtasy]

Even twice on the same chick.

:bigthumb:

[///Mcompact]

Go home with me or I will KILL YOU, BITCH!

[blubyu87gt]

Do you know what a roofie tastes like? No. Well then, can I buy you a drink?

[blubyu87gt]

Drop a packet of sugar on the ground by the lady and say "Excuse me. You dropped you name tag"

[CoppertopT/A]

Girl, my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't keep it in

[blubyu87gt]

Look at the tag / label on the back of her shirt and say "Just like I thought. Made in heaven."

[ShawnBoyMoody]

Damn Ian's a real playboy lol

[blubyu87gt]

Damn Ian's a real playboy lol

Lolol oh I have a ton of them!

[blueyed tuner]

LMFAO...........:hysterical:

[blubyu87gt]

Girl, you know I am good in bed because I am like an animal shelter. I get all the stray pussy

(This one works best on the Japanese ladies) Wanna play pearl harbor? That's where I lay back and ya blow me to hell

And my personal favorite:

"Girl, are you a chicken farmer?" -no- "Are you sure? Because damn girl you are sure raising my cock!"

[LXtasy]

When you gonna let me tap that

[Carlrx7]

turbo vette

[Carlrx7]

When you gonna let me tap that

i see what you did there!

[chrisheltra]

Girls use pick up lines on me.....

[Silver-Dollar]

turbo vette
:hysterical:

[adamcs]

You know how I know were fucking tonight?.....because I'm stronger than you..

[MonteC]

Turbo vette = end thread!

[DolSVT00]

Hey little girl, want some candy?

[1998ta__1991rs]

"if you play your cards right I might let you buy me a drink and give me a blowjob in the parking lot"

[yota]

best way to pick up chicks = go out with friends, look like you are having the time of your life, brush past them to get a drink, and then when you get your drink, look at them and tell them you are going "over there" (to the other side of the bar) and walk off- especially if you have seen them looking at you... she will get all butt-hurt because you are basically ignoring her and then it's game over from there, or she wont care... either way, you still got your drink and didnt have to waste any time not enjoying yourself... ive never understood guys who chase a piece of ass (or multiple pieces) all over the place in bars only to be shot down and then settle for a whale at the end of the night...

[gearmesh, inc.]

Famous one from comedian Paul Gilmartin:

"Do you mind me hanging out here with you until it's safe to go back over where I farted?"

[silver fox]

This is the one I use when I was single 27 years ago. My name {insert your name} you such a cutie why don"t you pull down those pants and give me some booty? They will act offend or maybe slap you when they walk off. Few hours later they will come back over hang out with you. Then you know it is game on. Then you take her some where and bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.:mrgreen:

[Matts94Z28]

"if you play your cards right I might let you buy me a drink and give me a blowjob in the parking lot"

:hysterical:

[blueyed tuner]

My dad always said to screw asses instead of faces and you'll get more ass !!:shock:

[TurboWS6]

(You) How much does a polar bear weigh? (Her) I dont know or whatever she comes up with. (You) Enough to break the ice, hi I insert your name here.

[03SVTCOBRA]

turbo vette

This wont work because then they know for sure you have a small penis/like it in the ass.

[slowgreen99]

I have 2 vettes may work for you as well..

[Carlrx7]

heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit.. :)

i lol'd

[ShawnBoyMoody]

heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit.. :)

i lol'd

lmao!

[Matts94Z28]

heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Guy: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit.. :)

i lol'd

LOL!

[brewerz28]

heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit.. :)

i lol'd

fucking a.

[coonrod]

u want to get a pizza and fuck? what u don't like pizza.

[Sean]

heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit.. :)

i lol'd

/thread

[brewerz28]

Hi, im (insert name)..works everytime. If your pimp hand is strong.

[BigdaddyDupree]

This is the one I use when I was single 27 years ago. My name {insert your name} you such a cutie why don"t you pull down those pants and give me some booty? They will act offend or maybe slap you when they walk off. Few hours later they will come back over hang out with you. Then you know it is game on. Then you take her some where and bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.:mrgreen:

according to this. it would go something like this

My name tyler you such a cutie why don't you pull down those pants and give me some booty.

thats some caveman shit. how old are you?

[bwelch]

Was booty even a term used in the 60s?:hide:

[BigdaddyDupree]

Late 30'sI early 40's lol

[shts_weak]

You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway. OR You look like my second wife, and I've only been married once.

[Joker]

heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit.. :)

i lol'd

facebook stalk much? I just posted that 2 nights ago.


Either way the best that works for me :

Me: Hey girl do you have any jew in you?
Girl: No
Me: Wants some? :bigthumb:

[REDRAGTOPRS]

I'm Gay.

Did you ever kiss a bunny between the ears? (turn pockets inside out) Did you wanna?

If we were both squirrels, i would store my nuts in your hole.

This musics kinda loud Can i use your thighs as ear-muffs?

Can I read your t-shirt in brail?

LetÔÇÖs play titanic. I say iceberg! you go down.

I can spell boobies on my calculator, but iÔÇÖd much rather see yours!

Come over here and sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up!

iÔÇÖm frito lay if youÔÇÖre everready!

[DSGGEN2]

I used to like walking up to a chick n saying "what's up with us? when are we going to kick it?"

[Carlrx7]

facebook stalk much? I just posted that 2 nights ago.


i have no idea who you are, sorry. I was quoting my friend.

btw, you stole it.

Horny Harryhttp://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif (http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/2i5s/)

-Carl

[1BAD4DR]

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you are the only TEN I SEE...

[blueyed tuner]

Do you believe in the hereafter ? then I quess you know what Im here after !

[Smith Bros. Racing]

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you

[LXtasy]

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you

I vote for this one :bigthumb:

[Carlrx7]

Heard most of these on the radio ad for cupid.com

[1BAD4DR]

Heard most of these on the radio ad for cupid.com

:hide:

[Matts94Z28]

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you

:mrgreen:

[chrisheltra]

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you

My version has a little twist....

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought. I can smell it on you.

[Carlrx7]

My version has a little twist....

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought. I can smell it on you.

a twist in the wrong direction. lol

[chance04]

heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit.. :)

i lol'd

LOL:hysterical:

[Carlrx7]

http://i.imgur.com/so2Fd.jpg

[MARTYROBBINS]

Hey you remind me of my baby toe... you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my couch tonight


guy: lets play firetruck... say red light when you want me to stop *runs hand up leg* girl: RED LIGHT!! guy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights ;)



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