Your Best Pickup Line

blueyed tuner · 02-18-2012, 09:35 AM

Went out for a little while last night and as I was waiting at the bar to get me a brew, I over heard the younger guy in front of me tell the fine bartender "Damn girl, If I had a biscuit Id sop you up!" As the bartender was waiting on me, she asked if she smelled like gravy or something. We both laughed and talked about how us guys have terrible pickup lines. So give it your best shot. What was your best pickup line ?

ForceFed4g63 · 02-18-2012, 10:26 AM

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Bradleyrj · 02-18-2012, 10:27 AM

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Sean · 02-18-2012, 10:28 AM

Does this smell like chloroform?

MARTYROBBINS · 02-18-2012, 10:47 AM

Do you own a chocolate factory? Because you look like a willy wanker

Red99T/A · 02-18-2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Bradleyrj

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

DAMN! Someone already posted my favorite!

LXtasy · 02-18-2012, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Sean

Does this smell like chloroform?

It works every time I tell ya.

Sean · 02-18-2012, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by LXtasy

It works every time I tell ya.

Even twice on the same chick.

LXtasy · 02-18-2012, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sean

Even twice on the same chick.

///Mcompact · 02-18-2012, 11:44 AM

Go home with me or I will KILL YOU, BITCH!

blubyu87gt · 02-18-2012, 12:22 PM

Do you know what a roofie tastes like? No. Well then, can I buy you a drink?

blubyu87gt · 02-18-2012, 12:24 PM

Drop a packet of sugar on the ground by the lady and say "Excuse me. You dropped you name tag"

CoppertopT/A · 02-18-2012, 12:25 PM

Girl, my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't keep it in

blubyu87gt · 02-18-2012, 12:25 PM

Look at the tag / label on the back of her shirt and say "Just like I thought. Made in heaven."

ShawnBoyMoody · 02-18-2012, 12:27 PM

Damn Ian's a real playboy lol

blubyu87gt · 02-18-2012, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ShawnBoyMoody

Damn Ian's a real playboy lol

Lolol oh I have a ton of them!

blueyed tuner · 02-18-2012, 12:34 PM

LMFAO...........

blubyu87gt · 02-18-2012, 12:35 PM

Girl, you know I am good in bed because I am like an animal shelter. I get all the stray pussy

(This one works best on the Japanese ladies) Wanna play pearl harbor? That's where I lay back and ya blow me to hell

And my personal favorite:

"Girl, are you a chicken farmer?" -no- "Are you sure? Because damn girl you are sure raising my cock!"

LXtasy · 02-18-2012, 12:36 PM

When you gonna let me tap that

Carlrx7 · 02-18-2012, 12:42 PM

turbo vette

02-18-2012, 09:35 AM	#1
blueyed tuner Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Summerville SC Posts: 214	Your Best Pickup Line Went out for a little while last night and as I was waiting at the bar to get me a brew, I over heard the younger guy in front of me tell the fine bartender "Damn girl, If I had a biscuit Id sop you up!" As the bartender was waiting on me, she asked if she smelled like gravy or something. We both laughed and talked about how us guys have terrible pickup lines. So give it your best shot. What was your best pickup line ? __________________

02-18-2012, 10:27 AM	#3
Bradleyrj Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Myrtle Beach Posts: 2,347	Nice shoes, wanna fuck? __________________

02-18-2012, 10:28 AM	#4
Sean Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Wilmington, NC Posts: 918	Does this smell like chloroform? __________________

02-18-2012, 11:44 AM	#10
///Mcompact SQUIRREL OVERLORD Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Nunya bidness Posts: 1,382	Go home with me or I will KILL YOU, BITCH! __________________ -Kiley

02-18-2012, 12:22 PM	#11
blubyu87gt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Charleston Posts: 904	Do you know what a roofie tastes like? No. Well then, can I buy you a drink? __________________ Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. The reason I swear so much is because, fuck you.

02-18-2012, 10:26 AM	#2
ForceFed4g63 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Aiken Posts: 7,002	If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

02-18-2012, 10:47 AM	#5
MARTYROBBINS Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NORTH CHARLESTON Posts: 593	Do you own a chocolate factory? Because you look like a willy wanker

02-18-2012, 12:24 PM	#12
blubyu87gt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Charleston Posts: 904	Drop a packet of sugar on the ground by the lady and say "Excuse me. You dropped you name tag" __________________ Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. The reason I swear so much is because, fuck you.

02-18-2012, 12:25 PM	#13
CoppertopT/A Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 192	Girl, my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't keep it in

02-18-2012, 12:27 PM	#15
ShawnBoyMoody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the lab.... Posts: 8,159	Damn Ian's a real playboy lol __________________ The Krusty Koupe "Luck favors the oblivious, and boy am I lucky!"

02-18-2012, 12:34 PM	#17
blueyed tuner Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Summerville SC Posts: 214	LMFAO........... __________________

02-18-2012, 12:35 PM	#18
blubyu87gt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Charleston Posts: 904	Girl, you know I am good in bed because I am like an animal shelter. I get all the stray pussy (This one works best on the Japanese ladies) Wanna play pearl harbor? That's where I lay back and ya blow me to hell And my personal favorite: "Girl, are you a chicken farmer?" -no- "Are you sure? Because damn girl you are sure raising my cock!" __________________ Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. The reason I swear so much is because, fuck you.

02-18-2012, 12:36 PM	#19
LXtasy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Summerville, SC Posts: 9,564	When you gonna let me tap that __________________

02-18-2012, 12:42 PM	#20
Carlrx7 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Ladson,SC Posts: 3,813	turbo vette __________________ Dark Aladdin