CIA Interview

Whaler · 08-22-2008, 08:48 AM

The CIA had an opening for an assassin...

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... kill her!!

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.

'The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.

'The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes.

I tried, but I can't kill my wife.

'The agent said, 'You don' have what it takes. Take your wife home.

'Then it was the woman's turn...
She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

This gun is loaded with blanks,' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.

'MORAL:
Women are crazy.

Don't mess with them.

clubracergt1 · 08-22-2008, 11:48 AM

Amen, brother

chrisheltra · 08-22-2008, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by clubracergt1

Amen, brother

Says the single guy

But i agree

clubracergt1 · 08-22-2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisheltra

Says the single guy

But i agree

Hey, man. I was almost married. After that woman, I will probably be single for a while longer. Unless, of course your wife has a sister with a thing for tubby guys.

chrisheltra · 08-22-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by clubracergt1

Hey, man. I was almost married. After that woman, I will probably be single for a while longer. Unless, of course your wife has a sister with a thing for tubby guys.

The wife has no sister sorry, but the wife does have a thing for tubby guys. Just look at me.

LXtasy · 08-22-2008, 04:01 PM

:bows:

stanggirl · 08-22-2008, 06:24 PM

thats about the funniest thing ive read all day!!

slowgreen99 · 08-22-2008, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by stanggirl

thats about the funniest thing ive read all day!!

no one cares

08-22-2008, 08:48 AM	#1
Whaler Moderator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: West Ashley Posts: 2,498	CIA Interview The CIA had an opening for an assassin... After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... kill her!! The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife. 'The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home. 'The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes. I tried, but I can't kill my wife. 'The agent said, 'You don' have what it takes. Take your wife home. 'Then it was the woman's turn... She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. This gun is loaded with blanks,' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair. 'MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

08-22-2008, 11:48 AM	#2
clubracergt1 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Great, white North (Chicagoland) Posts: 2,483	Amen, brother __________________ This space for rent

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LXtasy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Summerville, SC Posts: 9,564	:bows: __________________

08-22-2008, 06:24 PM	#7
stanggirl Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Goose Creek Posts: 87	thats about the funniest thing ive read all day!!