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02-18-2012, 12:45 PM
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Girls use pick up lines on me.....
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02-18-2012, 02:11 PM
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You know how I know were fucking tonight?.....because I'm stronger than you..
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02-18-2012, 04:06 PM
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Turbo vette = end thread!
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02-18-2012, 04:51 PM
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Hey little girl, want some candy?
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02-18-2012, 05:19 PM
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"if you play your cards right I might let you buy me a drink and give me a blowjob in the parking lot"
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02-18-2012, 05:29 PM
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best way to pick up chicks = go out with friends, look like you are having the time of your life, brush past them to get a drink, and then when you get your drink, look at them and tell them you are going "over there" (to the other side of the bar) and walk off- especially if you have seen them looking at you... she will get all butt-hurt because you are basically ignoring her and then it's game over from there, or she wont care... either way, you still got your drink and didnt have to waste any time not enjoying yourself... ive never understood guys who chase a piece of ass (or multiple pieces) all over the place in bars only to be shot down and then settle for a whale at the end of the night...
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02-18-2012, 05:50 PM
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Famous one from comedian Paul Gilmartin:
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02-18-2012, 06:15 PM
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This is the one I use when I was single 27 years ago. My name {insert your name} you such a cutie why don"t you pull down those pants and give me some booty? They will act offend or maybe slap you when they walk off. Few hours later they will come back over hang out with you. Then you know it is game on. Then you take her some where and bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
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02-18-2012, 06:25 PM
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02-18-2012, 06:42 PM
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My dad always said to screw asses instead of faces and you'll get more ass !!
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(You) How much does a polar bear weigh? (Her) I dont know or whatever she comes up with. (You) Enough to break the ice, hi I insert your name here.
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02-18-2012, 08:09 PM
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I have 2 vettes may work for you as well..
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heard this one last night...
Guy: Hey wana play rape? Girl: Ummm.. No. Guy: Thats the spirit..  i lol'd
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02-19-2012, 06:55 PM
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u want to get a pizza and fuck? what u don't like pizza.
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