Your Best Pickup Line - Page 3

Sean · 02-19-2012, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carlrx7

heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit..

i lol'd

/thread

brewerz28 · 02-19-2012, 08:35 PM

Hi, im (insert name)..works everytime. If your pimp hand is strong.

BigdaddyDupree · 02-19-2012, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silver fox

This is the one I use when I was single 27 years ago. My name {insert your name} you such a cutie why don"t you pull down those pants and give me some booty? They will act offend or maybe slap you when they walk off. Few hours later they will come back over hang out with you. Then you know it is game on. Then you take her some where and bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

according to this. it would go something like this

My name tyler you such a cutie why don't you pull down those pants and give me some booty.

thats some caveman shit. how old are you?

bwelch · 02-19-2012, 11:33 PM

Was booty even a term used in the 60s?

BigdaddyDupree · 02-19-2012, 11:59 PM

Late 30'sI early 40's lol

shts_weak · 02-20-2012, 09:02 AM

You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway. OR You look like my second wife, and I've only been married once.

Joker · 02-21-2012, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carlrx7

heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit..

i lol'd

facebook stalk much? I just posted that 2 nights ago.

Either way the best that works for me :

Me: Hey girl do you have any jew in you?
Girl: No
Me: Wants some?

REDRAGTOPRS · 02-21-2012, 11:36 AM

I'm Gay.

Did you ever kiss a bunny between the ears? (turn pockets inside out) Did you wanna?

If we were both squirrels, i would store my nuts in your hole.

This musicÔÇÖs kinda loudÔÇª Can i use your thighs as ear-muffs?ÔÇØ

Can I read your t-shirt in brail?

LetÔÇÖs play titanic. I say iceberg! you go down.

I can spell boobies on my calculator, but iÔÇÖd much rather see yours!

Come over here and sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up!

iÔÇÖm frito lay if youÔÇÖre everready!

DSGGEN2 · 02-21-2012, 11:48 AM

I used to like walking up to a chick n saying "what's up with us? when are we going to kick it?"

Carlrx7 · 02-21-2012, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joker

facebook stalk much? I just posted that 2 nights ago.

i have no idea who you are, sorry. I was quoting my friend.

btw, you stole it.

Horny Harry

-Carl

1BAD4DR · 02-21-2012, 04:15 PM

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you are the only TEN I SEE...

blueyed tuner · 02-21-2012, 04:43 PM

Do you believe in the hereafter ? then I quess you know what Im here after !

Smith Bros. Racing · 02-21-2012, 07:10 PM

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you

LXtasy · 02-21-2012, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smith Bros. Racing

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you

I vote for this one

Carlrx7 · 02-21-2012, 08:10 PM

Heard most of these on the radio ad for cupid.com

1BAD4DR · 02-21-2012, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carlrx7

Heard most of these on the radio ad for cupid.com

Matts94Z28 · 02-21-2012, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smith Bros. Racing

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you

chrisheltra · 02-21-2012, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smith Bros. Racing

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you

My version has a little twist....

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought. I can smell it on you.

Carlrx7 · 02-22-2012, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisheltra

My version has a little twist....

hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought. I can smell it on you.

a twist in the wrong direction. lol

chance04 · 02-22-2012, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carlrx7

heard this one last night...

Guy: Hey wana play rape?
Girl: Ummm.. No.
Guy: Thats the spirit..

i lol'd

LOL

02-19-2012, 08:35 PM	#42
brewerz28 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the corner of get a map and fuck off Posts: 565	Hi, im (insert name)..works everytime. If your pimp hand is strong. __________________ *"I don't fuck around anymore, I got a man under the hood."*

02-19-2012, 11:33 PM	#44
bwelch Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,774	Was booty even a term used in the 60s? __________________

02-19-2012, 11:59 PM	#45
BigdaddyDupree Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: MACEDONIA Posts: 4,967	Late 30'sI early 40's lol __________________ . What you wanna do?

02-21-2012, 11:36 AM	#48
REDRAGTOPRS Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Charleston Posts: 490	I'm Gay. Did you ever kiss a bunny between the ears? (turn pockets inside out) Did you wanna? If we were both squirrels, i would store my nuts in your hole. This musicÔÇÖs kinda loudÔÇª Can i use your thighs as ear-muffs?ÔÇØ Can I read your t-shirt in brail? LetÔÇÖs play titanic. I say iceberg! you go down. I can spell boobies on my calculator, but iÔÇÖd much rather see yours! Come over here and sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up! iÔÇÖm frito lay if youÔÇÖre everready! __________________ 2008 LS3 Corvette, A & A Vi3 trim blower, 664 crank hp at 8.5psi, ZR1 clutch, Billy Boat Fusion SS exhaust with mild to wild switch, Custom leather accents..... *FOR SALE* 2001 Black Pontiac Trans Am Ws6 Convertible, Michelin Pilot Sport cups mounted on 2008 black zo6 rims.

02-21-2012, 04:15 PM	#51
1BAD4DR Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Goose Creek, SC Posts: 1,364	Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you are the only TEN I SEE... __________________ I wish dupree would hurry up...

02-20-2012, 09:02 AM	#46
shts_weak Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: North Chuck Posts: 231	You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway. OR You look like my second wife, and I've only been married once.

02-21-2012, 11:48 AM	#49
DSGGEN2 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Floriduh Posts: 114	I used to like walking up to a chick n saying "what's up with us? when are we going to kick it?"

02-21-2012, 04:43 PM	#52
blueyed tuner Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Summerville SC Posts: 214	Do you believe in the hereafter ? then I quess you know what Im here after ! __________________

02-21-2012, 07:10 PM	#53
Smith Bros. Racing Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Goose Creek Posts: 177	hey girl let me see that pussy. don't lie cause i know you brought it with you

02-21-2012, 08:10 PM	#55
Carlrx7 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Ladson,SC Posts: 3,813	Heard most of these on the radio ad for cupid.com __________________ Dark Aladdin