Carl's mobile detailing service...

[cmd]

Still tickles me to see people hide behind tags...

[MonteC]

Originally Posted by cmd

Maybe I was wrong about who is doing the nut swinging?

I swing hard from joes nuts. They sag pretty bad so I can get some good distance.

[MonteC]

Originally Posted by cmd

Still tickles me to see people hide behind tags...

Tag seems pretty acurate to me. That person needs some nut swinging. I mean rep.

[Matts94Z28]

Speaking of titties.

http://m.videobash.com/video/show/id/677199

[cmd]

Originally Posted by MonteC

Tag seems pretty acurate to me. That person needs some nut swinging. I mean rep.

The circus is in town... you wanna see if they have a position available for ring leader?

[GreebeanZ28]

Whos this cmd fag?

[cmd]

Originally Posted by GreebeanZ28

Whos this cmd fag?

Seriously?

[chrisheltra]

Originally Posted by cmd

The circus is in town... you wanna see if they have a position available for ring leader?

I actually spoke to the ring leader the other day at Coast Brewery and he said his job is very secure.

[cmd]

Originally Posted by chrisheltra

I actually spoke to the ring leader the other day at Coast Brewery and he said his job is very secure.

It was worth a shot...

[Matts94Z28]

Originally Posted by GreebeanZ28

Whos this cmd fag?

That is Colin, Bo.

[GreebeanZ28]

No fucking way

[MonteC]

Originally Posted by cmd

It was worth a shot...

Lucky for you. I don't know who thought you should be the bearded lady. You would have been cut from my circus. Worst beard ever, got the lady part nailed though.

[cmd]

Originally Posted by MonteC

Lucky for you. I don't know who thought you should be the bearded lady. You would have been cut from my circus. Worst beard ever, got the lady part nailed though.

All you have is manboobs? Keep going with that. What's gonna happen when lil joey moves out and dad isn't around to stand up for him.

[MonteC]

Originally Posted by cmd

All you have is manboobs? Keep going with that. What's gonna happen when lil joey moves out and dad isn't around to stand up for him.

Manboobs, silky skin, long hair, vagina. Its the whole package.

Hey bo, you ran your suck first. Don't cry when I piss in your pool.

[cmd]

Originally Posted by MonteC

Manboobs, silky skin, long hair, vagina. Its the whole package.

Hey bo, you ran your suck first. Don't cry when I piss in your pool.

All that and still more of a man than you. And I'm not crying. I have plenty.

[cmd]

Ya know. I'm gonna go ahead and throw the towel in before I say something that'll get some kind of slander charge or some shit like that. Over two years since I've seen you and lemme tell ya that ain't long enough

[snakeplissken]

Written defamation of character is libel. Spoken defamation is slander.

Carry on.

[1SMKN99]

Originally Posted by snakeplissken

Written defamation of character is libel. Spoken defamation is slander.

Carry on.

rep lol

[ForceFed4g63]

Holy shit it's real!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=Run+your+Suck

[MonteC]

Originally Posted by cmd

All that and still more of a man than you. And I'm not crying. I have plenty.

Originally Posted by cmd

Ya know. I'm gonna go ahead and throw the towel in before I say something that'll get some kind of slander charge or some shit like that. Over two years since I've seen you and lemme tell ya that ain't long enough

Alright. I was keeping the gloves on, fat jokes and making fun of your gender is all pretty standard on the top jabs. You wanna go down that road, dont come out here and try to punk me then run away.

More of a man than me? Show me your work on that one. Very curious how you came to that conclusion, because its quite laughable. Unless someone was feeding you a load of bullshit, which is quite possible.

slander charge? You mean libel? Since when have I hired lawyers and sued people? You think you got some insider information about me that will put me in ruin? Go ahead kid tell everyone my "secrets". If you think your insider source has anything on me, youre dead wrong. Getting one side of a very messed up story is a good way to look stupid when you open your mouth.

So in closing. Come at me bro. If youve got something you wanna get off your chest then go for it, or if you wanna say something to me in person you know where I am. Im sorry yall harbor so much hate for me. I really havent thought about yall, if you havent noticed ive been quite busy